Swiggity sweggings I want these leggings
Swiggity swants they’re better than pants
I was adjusting myself while my mom was telling me about something and said “Sorry, wedgie” and she said “Is it indian pants?”
"They sneak up on you"
It was so ridiculous I was laughing and had to sit down and I literally just cried for a while.
I was non-verbally suspected of stealing red bull at the Stater Brothers because it was in the bag that I wanted the bagger to put my other purchased groceries in. I bought the red bulls at the liquor store across the street 10 minute prior. Sigh.
Anyway, my friend created… this in response.