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This is going to be a bit of a long odd-ball question, so sorry in advance. As someone who's only ever really had typical pets (dog/cat) I've often wondered how, or if, reptiles display affection. A dog might become excited when you come home from work, or a cat might curl up in your lap, but how, or do, reptiles exhibit affection? Thanks in advance!

empressofnopes:

They dont for the most part. You can earn their trust but they do not have the mental ability for “love/affection” .

My iguanas do! They mostly get fussy when they’re hungry or have to poop but sometimes when they want pets. There have been a few occasions I hadn’t been able to calm them down until I put them in bed with me and pet them to sleep.

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

LIZARDS

4 tbsp butter3c flour, sifted2c granulated sugar1tsp cinnamon…

4 tbsp butter
3c flour, sifted
2c granulated sugar
1tsp cinnamon…

When I’m being subtle about wanting affection

Me trying to dry my hands when I’m drunk and there’s no paper

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"His sister caught a praying mantis." Submitted By: Ken B. Location: Georgia, United States

EXERCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE DEMONS

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"His sister caught a praying mantis."
Submitted By: Ken B.
Location: Georgia, United States

EXERCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE DEMONS

Swiggity sweggings I want these leggingsSwiggity swants they’re better than pants

Swiggity sweggings I want these leggings
Swiggity swants they’re better than pants

I can’t…

I was adjusting myself while my mom was telling me about something and said “Sorry, wedgie” and she said “Is it indian pants?”

"What?"

"They sneak up on you"

It was so ridiculous I was laughing and had to sit down and I literally just cried for a while.

I REALLY want to make a plushie out of this and see if anyone buys it.

I REALLY want to make a plushie out of this and see if anyone buys it.